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Tobi//Madara is played by silver_foxglove, who does NOT claim ownership to the character. Tobi is (c) Masashi Kishimoto.

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Aim:
A SnowWhite Crow

MSN:
ssinurn_streea@hotmail.com

Email:
orochimaru_the_deadly@yahoo.com

Well, that was...uh, interesting. Really violet though! I mean WHOA! You people are SICK! I'm keeping Ita-chan away from you spuds until she has her litter. Freaks. No babies for you people!

At least I have normal dreams. Totally.

( Private to Akatsuki )

( Private to Deidara )

-The Video feed cuts in to a rambit named Ita-chan trying to eat the communicator. A gentle voice can be heard chastising the creature and removing the object-

No no no, Ita-chan, that will give you a stomach ache! If you're hungry, you have a food dish, hm?

-He chuckles warmly, tilting the recorder to face him, smiling serenely-

Isn't she funny? I suppose rambits will attempt to eat anything, but that could have easily given my precious girl a stomach ache! Can't have that, now can we?~

-There's a mewing as he walks, the rambit gallumping at his side. Madara pauses, glancing up away from the communicator's screen, a gasp of distress seen and heard-

Oh no, friend! I'll get you out of that tree!


[[OOC: Here, have completely nice guy who probably sings and babies little animals Madara. You won't see the Tobi mask. Enjoy that~]]

...This isn't my home. Nor is idling over that worth the time it takes. Can someone tell me whose home this is and why I am here instead of home, where I belong?

-He takes the communicator, and fiddles with it, turning it on over the room, spanning Deidara's home. His voice is flat as he stares into the screen at last. He rather...looks like Sasuke, only with longer, more wild hair. But he has those same grey eyes.-

I will be returning home, even if it is on my own merit. That is the shinobi way.

-There's a flicker of red in his vision before he flips the video function off, sighing-

Senpai, are you really thinking about Konan naked? Ne ne, that's dirty! What would Pein-san say!

I don't think he'd say much but he might give you that look that makes you want to take on a job on the other side of the country. Just sayin'.

( Private to Sasori and Deidara|Unhackable )

( Private to Self|Utterly Unhackable )

-The grunt of a struggle, shrill laughter and then Tobi's laughter joining in, cheerful and bewildered-

Whoa. The little guys are fast! I caught one and he gave me this really neat magazine. It's got senpai on the cover, so I wonder if-

...

-rustlerustle. Page turns-

.........

-another page turns sloooowly-

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU POSED NUDE, SENPAI!

What else aren't you telling me?!

-As if one weren't enough, when the video feed clicks on there are TWO Tobi's standing in profile to one another. The same long, black cloaks with red clouds, the same long gloves and even the same masks. Completely identical. So much so that the monstrous little rambit at their feet can't seem to tell the difference, nuzzling back and forth in confusion-

Whoa!

-For a few moments, the pair of them simply mirror one another comically. The first will lift his arm, and the second will mirror it, until together they're twisting about in an almost comical dance before pausing, clapping their hands together-

...Veeeeeery interesting! Hey, Tobi Awesome...will you take yours off?

"Only if you take yours off, Tobi Frickin Sweet!"

Yeah, okay. But it has to be a secret!

"SHHH! Okay, you ready?"

Ready!

One...Two...Three!

-in unison they count before removing their masks...but in such a way that only THEY can see one another. Cold, CALM laughter fills the room as they reach in unison, faces still hidden to turn the communicator off.-

Well, this should be exciting.

SENPAI IS HERE NOW! Man, it's just like old times. We'll go on these awesome adventures and fight giant spiders and find weird creepy typewriters in the middle of bloody buildings. It'll be sweet!

Konan can hang out with us anytime, but I bet Itachi and Sasuke won't. They're too busy being Uchi-hoochies out in the woods. But that's cool, we'll come pester them like we did Sasori last night. Protip: Sasori doesn't like being bothered at night.

BUT IT WAS COLD! Also, Sasori, don't let the yellow soak into the wood. You'll be stinky forever.

Man, I'm hungry.

( Private|Unhackable|Visible to Itachi and Sasuke if they try )

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

First off? Let's not do that whole swarm of rat things again, okay? Got it? GREAT! I almost didn't escape with Ita-chan intact! And those things stink worse than a dead spider the size of an elevator shaft.Trust me, I would know. I've seen those too. Like...a long time ago, but still!! They count.

Did they carry anyone off? That would suck. BUT IN GOOD NEWS...I found my old clothing. It's kinda stinky from being stuck in a box for so long but man it's good to have more than one set of clothing. Walking around without pants was pretty cool though. It's good to get some ventilation up there now and then under this heavy cloak.

ITACHI! SASUKE! KONAN! SASORI! ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?! I WAS WORRIED!

-One can hear the slightly gravelly sound of footsteps on stone and rubble, and nothing more at first. A grinding, as if the person turned, soles of their shoes rubbing against stone before the voice speaks, echoing slightly, amused at first, then quickly turning energetic and happy.-

Well...it's been awhile since I was here. Nearly a year, right? Nah! More like half a year. Winter's here, and it's all cold. Good thing my cloak keeps me all toasty warm!

-the footsteps come closer rapidly, and then the peppy, energetic voice turning to whining-

I didn't want to end up heeeeeeeeere again! Not here of all places! COME ON YOU GOD PEOPLES! I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!

-There's a new sound, a rustle or something escaping from nearby bushes, and the quiet thump of a small beast approaching the wielder of the communicator-

Baaaa! Baaa-aaa-aaa!

OH MY GOD! ITA-CHAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!! I'm going to hug you and keep you safe! I'm so glad no one ate you!

How exciting.

Senpai, I hope you come back soon!!!


( Private|Utterly unhackable by those of good alignment )

WHOA! Konan said Orochimaru was here!

Did anyone else who promises NOT to eat Ita-chan's babies want one? Duckbutt, that means you. You can't have one. You or your sissy girlfriends >_>

I wonder where Orochimaru will be staying. I don't think Deidara or Konan will let him in the police station, and I think Itachi is hanging out in the Church with the crows...or something.

Ne ne, things are BORING right now!

( Private|Utterly unhackable )

OMG! I FOUND ITA-CHAN EVERYBODY! SHE'S SAFE!

And she had her babies! Aw...all seven of them. They're cute. There's a black one, two white ones, a reddish brown one, two tabby striped ones and another that's spotted like a cow.

Aw, they're so cute. I'M AN UNCLE, SENPAI!!!!!!

At least Konan's got her memory back! I think senpai is going to be in a LOT of trouble when she gets ahold of him!

how many of you spuds lost your memory anyway? Man, I always miss the good stuff!

Itachi! Have you seen a rambit running around here? She might have baby rambits running around with her. She was about to have them last time I was here. She answers to the name "Ita-chan"

EVERYONE TRY TO FIND HER! You can have one of the babies if you do!

-One can hear the slightly gravelly sound of footsteps on stone, and nothing more at first. A grinding noise then, as if the person turned, soles of their shoes rubbing against stone before the voice speaks, echoing slightly, peppy, animated and coming closer.-

...Aw man. This place is more of a dump than before! Trash...stupid rubble

-the footsteps come closer rapidly, and then the peppy, energetic voice turning to whining-

How'd I even GET here again! Last I remember there were like...two Sasuke's and senpai was gone. That was way long ago.

...SENPAI! ARE YOU HEEEERE SENPAI?